this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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