nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
you had me at cake vodka
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I think I just sharted jello shots
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