doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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