This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
