Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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