The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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