All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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