Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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