Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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