I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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