it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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