screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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