If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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