And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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