Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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