she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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