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(310): View more from California

The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.

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(513): View more from Ohio

sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does

(513): View more from Ohio

i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play

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(504): View more from Louisiana

how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children

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(845): View more from New York

it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we

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(908): View more from New Jersey

At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"

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(425): View more from Washington

Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?

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