what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
just found out that she named her cat after me.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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