Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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