kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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