Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
