I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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