i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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