Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
