there was a trapeze. enough said
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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