we're blogging at a bar
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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