Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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