even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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