Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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