i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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