I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
