Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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