she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
