i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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