I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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