What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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