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(917): View more from New York City

HIV tests are more positive than that guy

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

school has made you so classy.

(514): View more from Quebec

that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.

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(415): View more from California

Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.

(503): View more from Oregon

Cooked or uncooked?

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(619): View more from California

Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.

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(706): View more from Georgia

He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times

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(620): View more from Kansas

my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.

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(325): View more from Texas

There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises

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