i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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