Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Found the puke drawer
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
where are my eyebrows?
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