I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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