Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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