So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think I won the penis lottery.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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