you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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