U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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