ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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