I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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