I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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