and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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