I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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