It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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