hotel room ftw
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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