I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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