He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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