We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
My pussy is not your playground.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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