My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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