So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
